PRESS RELEASE
CHRIS FITZSIMMONS, AT YOUR CONVENIENCE
Regardless of taste, decency and decorum, there will be a presence near to and just outside of… the restroom, WC, John, smallest room, lair of iniquity, cathedral of the porcelain plinth, dunny, holey-smokey inside cave, crapper and – bluntly – the loo. Chris Fitzsimmons is small, dressed in a hastily put together bell boy outfit and ready to give you all a good old talking to. Please leave him as you would wish to find him – wash after using and consider your next handshake…
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